Telemarketers Sue Over Do-Not-Call List - Mon Jul 28,11:44 AM ET By DAVID HO, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - Telemarketers expanded their legal challenge to the government's do-not-call list, suing a second federal agency over the call-blocking service for consumers that the industry says will devastate business and cost up to two million jobs.

--Screw those guys. Bastards.
Saddam Hussein's sons killed in US raid in northern Iraq - Wed Jul 23, 4:49 AM ET

MOSUL, Iraq (AFP) - The two sons of Saddam Hussein, Uday and Qusay, were killed in a massive raid in northern Iraq, the US military said, in a major coup for coalition forces pursuing the family of the toppled Iraqi ruler and his loyalists.

--If they were stupid enough to stay in Iraq... acorns do not fall far from the tree...
Judge OKs Suit Against Sen. Clinton - Wed Jul 23, 7:27 PM ET

WASHINGTON - A federal judge refused to release Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton from a lawsuit by Gennifer Flowers which accuses the senator of masterminding a campaign to discredit Flowers' claim of an affair with Bill Clinton.

U.S. District Judge Philip Pro allowed a conspiracy allegation to proceed.

--Hillary is evil and must be destroyed.





What: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl



Where: Hoyts Manassas 15



When: Thursday July 24th at 7:10pm



Why: Arrrrggggg!!



Jack Sparrow and Will Turner brave the Caribbean Sea to stop a ship of pirates led by Captain Barbossa, who intend to break an ancient curse... with the blood of the lovely Elizabeth Swann.



--I will be grilling out on my new deck!! So come and spill some beer on it before the movie! RSVP



Microsoft Admits Flaw in Windows Software - Wed Jul 16,11:00 PM ET By TED BRIDIS, AP Technology Writer

WASHINGTON - Microsoft Corp. acknowledged a critical vulnerability Wednesday in nearly all versions of its flagship Windows operating system software, the first such design flaw to affect its latest Windows Server 2003 software.

Microsoft said the vulnerability could allow hackers to seize control of a victim's Windows computer over the Internet, stealing data, deleting files or eavesdropping on e-mails. The company urged customers to immediately apply a free software repairing patch available from Microsoft's Web site.

The disclosure was unusually embarrassing for Microsoft because it demonstrated the first such serious flaw in the company's powerful new computer server software, billed as its safest ever.

--You gotta love Microsoft!
Two Charged After Human Catapult Death - Tue Jul 15, 7:10 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - British police charged two men with manslaughter Tuesday following the death of an Oxford University student who was flung from a giant catapult.

Bulgarian Konstadin Yankov, 19, died last November when the stunt near the West Country town of Bridgewater went wrong.

"He had been thrown by a replica medieval catapult and failed to reach the landing net," said a police spokeswoman.

--Does anyone remember the movie Jabberwocky!
Finns Scratch Heads Over N.Korea Porn Claim - Fri Jul 11, 9:59 AM ET

HELSINKI (Reuters) - Finnish officials were at a loss to explain an allegation made on Thursday by a U.S. official that North Korea has been caught trying to sell pornography in the small Nordic country.

"It sounds strange. It sounds wild," an official at the Foreign Ministry told Reuters.

--Those damn Koreans do love their porn!
Britney Spears Says She's Not a Virgin - Tue Jul 8, 4:47 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop princess Britney Spears has admitted that she had sex with former boyfriend Justin Timberlake despite once vowing to remain a virgin until she wed.

--Say it ain't so!! What is the world coming too!!??
Cabbie Ordered to Stop Wearing Elvis Garb -Mon Jul 7,11:56 AM ET

SEATTLE - Elvis has not entirely left the cab stand. Cabbie Dave Groh last week lost his appeal of a $60 fine for violating the dress-code for taxi drivers, but says he's determined to continue his lighthearted salute to the King from behind the wheel.

Groh has given up his red Elvis outfit and has returned to black pants and blue shirt, but says he's going to continue to wear his Elvis-style cape.

"When you've got something going on that people love and feel strongly about, it's easy to get caught up in their passion," he said of the Elvis shtick. "It's almost an obligation I feel to do this now."

--Everybodies got to stand up for something!