Amish Vehicle Symbol Flummoxes Drivers - Wed May 28, 4:19 PM ET By DAN LEWERENZ, Associated Press Writer
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. - Are the Amish carting hazardous waste?
A Penn State University study found that the vast majority of drivers do not recognize the slow-moving vehicle symbol affixed to most Amish buggies. Many of those surveyed mistook the bright orange triangle for a yield sign or even a biohazard warning.
The slow-moving vehicle sign has been in use for more than 40 years and is required by 41 states.
--heheheh... He said "Flummoxes"...
Funeral Firm Charged Over Botched Burials - Fri May 23,10:11 AM ET By Jane Sutton
MIAMI (Reuters) - The world's largest funeral services company and two employees were charged with felonies on Thursday over human remains that were dug up and dumped in the woods to make room at an overcrowded Florida cemetery.
--I bet that seemed like a good idea at the time...
MIAMI (Reuters) - The world's largest funeral services company and two employees were charged with felonies on Thursday over human remains that were dug up and dumped in the woods to make room at an overcrowded Florida cemetery.
--I bet that seemed like a good idea at the time...
Dixie Chicks Booed at ACM Awards - Thu May 22, 3:33 AM By TOM GARDNER, Associated Press Writer
LAS VEGAS - Many country music fans aren't ready to forgive the Dixie Chicks Natalie Maines for comments critical of President Bush: Voters rejected the group's nominations for three Academy of Country Music Awards and the audience booed the mention of their name.
--I am not surprised. I hope celebs have learned a lesson.
LAS VEGAS - Many country music fans aren't ready to forgive the Dixie Chicks Natalie Maines for comments critical of President Bush: Voters rejected the group's nominations for three Academy of Country Music Awards and the audience booed the mention of their name.
--I am not surprised. I hope celebs have learned a lesson.
13,000 Fla. Seniors Fail Achievement Test - Mon May 19,11:19 AM ET
NAPLES, Fla. - Nearly 13,000 high school seniors in Florida will not graduate as scheduled this year because they failed to pass a newly required state achievement test.
Some school boards around the state have voted to allow seniors who met all graduation requirements, aside from passing the Florida Comprehensive Achievement Test, to participate in commencement ceremonies, although they won't receive a diploma.
But South Florida's black community leaders and legislators plan a protest this week, denouncing the FCAT as unfair to minority students. They want Gov. Jeb Bush to put aside the consequences for students who failed this year's test and re-examine the FCAT policies.
The protesters are calling for boycotts of the Florida Lottery, the state's citrus industry and its major theme parks, among other measures.
Bush administration officials have said they won't set aside the results and the governor has criticized the protesters, noting that scores have gone up since the test was started in 1998 and minority students have made some of the biggest gains.
"This is a time to celebrate, this is not a time to boycott," Bush said last week.
This is the first year that seniors have been required to pass the test, which measures reading, writing and math skills, before graduating. Those failing are roughly one of every 11 seniors.
Seniors have had at least five opportunities to take the FCAT — once as sophomores, twice more as juniors and twice more as seniors. Those still seeking their diplomas after graduation day can continue taking the test indefinitely.
--So they have know this was coming for 5 years? Let the rule stand. I say we make EVERY teacher pass it too.
NAPLES, Fla. - Nearly 13,000 high school seniors in Florida will not graduate as scheduled this year because they failed to pass a newly required state achievement test.
Some school boards around the state have voted to allow seniors who met all graduation requirements, aside from passing the Florida Comprehensive Achievement Test, to participate in commencement ceremonies, although they won't receive a diploma.
But South Florida's black community leaders and legislators plan a protest this week, denouncing the FCAT as unfair to minority students. They want Gov. Jeb Bush to put aside the consequences for students who failed this year's test and re-examine the FCAT policies.
The protesters are calling for boycotts of the Florida Lottery, the state's citrus industry and its major theme parks, among other measures.
Bush administration officials have said they won't set aside the results and the governor has criticized the protesters, noting that scores have gone up since the test was started in 1998 and minority students have made some of the biggest gains.
"This is a time to celebrate, this is not a time to boycott," Bush said last week.
This is the first year that seniors have been required to pass the test, which measures reading, writing and math skills, before graduating. Those failing are roughly one of every 11 seniors.
Seniors have had at least five opportunities to take the FCAT — once as sophomores, twice more as juniors and twice more as seniors. Those still seeking their diplomas after graduation day can continue taking the test indefinitely.
--So they have know this was coming for 5 years? Let the rule stand. I say we make EVERY teacher pass it too.
Halle's Berry Bad Break By Joal Ryan
Is Halle Berry Jinx-ed?
The Oscar-winning Bond girl, who suffered an eye injury while shooting the 007 adventure Die Another Day, sustained a broken arm Wednesday while shooting her latest flick, Gothika.
Berry, 36, fractured the ulna, the major bone between the wrist and elbow, in her right arm as she performed one of the psychological horror film's "more physically demanding" scenes, Warner Bros. publicist Joe Everett said from the film's Montreal production offices on Thursday.
--Man. That's gotta suck.
Is Halle Berry Jinx-ed?
The Oscar-winning Bond girl, who suffered an eye injury while shooting the 007 adventure Die Another Day, sustained a broken arm Wednesday while shooting her latest flick, Gothika.
Berry, 36, fractured the ulna, the major bone between the wrist and elbow, in her right arm as she performed one of the psychological horror film's "more physically demanding" scenes, Warner Bros. publicist Joe Everett said from the film's Montreal production offices on Thursday.
--Man. That's gotta suck.
U.S. Firm's Saudi Interests Also a Focus in 1995 Attack
WASHINGTON — Despite warnings of impending terror acts, the homicide bombers in Riyadh met little resistance when they attacked a housing complex that included Americans who have been training Saudi Arabian national guardsmen.
It was the second time in eight years that the Saudi business interests of Fairfax, Va.-based Vinnell Corp. have come under terrorist attack.
--I work in the same building as Vinnell...
WASHINGTON — Despite warnings of impending terror acts, the homicide bombers in Riyadh met little resistance when they attacked a housing complex that included Americans who have been training Saudi Arabian national guardsmen.
It was the second time in eight years that the Saudi business interests of Fairfax, Va.-based Vinnell Corp. have come under terrorist attack.
--I work in the same building as Vinnell...
Alert: Total Lunar Eclipse Set Thursday - Sun May 11, 4:16 PM ET
LOS ANGELES - If the weather cooperates, a total lunar eclipse will be seen across North America late Thursday — the first visible in the United States in three years — and just before dawn Friday in western Europe and western and southern Africa.
A lunar eclipse occurs when the Earth casts its shadow on the full moon, blocking the sunlight that otherwise reflects off the moon's surface. Unlike solar eclipses, lunar eclipses are safe to view with the naked eye.
In North America, the moon will remain totally eclipsed for 53 minutes, and should turn substantially darker and reddish in color.
The total eclipse will start at 8:13 PDT in Los Angeles, 11:13 p.m. EDT in New York.
--Watch the sky. It's watching you...
LOS ANGELES - If the weather cooperates, a total lunar eclipse will be seen across North America late Thursday — the first visible in the United States in three years — and just before dawn Friday in western Europe and western and southern Africa.
A lunar eclipse occurs when the Earth casts its shadow on the full moon, blocking the sunlight that otherwise reflects off the moon's surface. Unlike solar eclipses, lunar eclipses are safe to view with the naked eye.
In North America, the moon will remain totally eclipsed for 53 minutes, and should turn substantially darker and reddish in color.
The total eclipse will start at 8:13 PDT in Los Angeles, 11:13 p.m. EDT in New York.
--Watch the sky. It's watching you...
The Trouble with Shatner's Semen - Thu May 8, 3:45 PM ET By Joal Ryan
With all the space seed Captain Kirk spread around the galaxy, it figured he'd eventually hear the phrase "semen-related lawsuit."
It just never figured he'd hear the phrase related to a horse.
A little story:
In the mid-1990s, Captain Kirk alter ego William Shatner split from second wife Marcy Lafferty Shatner. Per their divorce settlement, the ex-Mrs. Shatner reputedly was afforded privileges once yearly at Mr. Shatner's horse farm in Kentucky (for the purposes of breeding horses, people).
According to a lawsuit (yes, the semen-related one) filed late last month by Marcy Shatner, in each breeding season since 1995, she was presented with "fresh cooled format" semen from William Shatner (news)'s studly stallions.
As an equine Dr. Ruth might tell you, and Marcy Shatner certainly would, "fresh cooled format" is the only way to go.
But in March, according to Marcy Shatner's lawsuit, the semen-exchanging relationship with her former spouse turned "unacceptable."
That's when William Shatner's horse farm allegedly presented Marcy Shatner with the frozen, not "fresh cooled format," genetic material of the horse Great Day's Came the Sun.
"Potential buyers of the breeding privileges do not want the semen in frozen format," the lawsuit says.
--Bill, you of all people should know, fresh semen is preferred...
With all the space seed Captain Kirk spread around the galaxy, it figured he'd eventually hear the phrase "semen-related lawsuit."
It just never figured he'd hear the phrase related to a horse.
A little story:
In the mid-1990s, Captain Kirk alter ego William Shatner split from second wife Marcy Lafferty Shatner. Per their divorce settlement, the ex-Mrs. Shatner reputedly was afforded privileges once yearly at Mr. Shatner's horse farm in Kentucky (for the purposes of breeding horses, people).
According to a lawsuit (yes, the semen-related one) filed late last month by Marcy Shatner, in each breeding season since 1995, she was presented with "fresh cooled format" semen from William Shatner (news)'s studly stallions.
As an equine Dr. Ruth might tell you, and Marcy Shatner certainly would, "fresh cooled format" is the only way to go.
But in March, according to Marcy Shatner's lawsuit, the semen-exchanging relationship with her former spouse turned "unacceptable."
That's when William Shatner's horse farm allegedly presented Marcy Shatner with the frozen, not "fresh cooled format," genetic material of the horse Great Day's Came the Sun.
"Potential buyers of the breeding privileges do not want the semen in frozen format," the lawsuit says.
--Bill, you of all people should know, fresh semen is preferred...
Sex in a Car -- How Common? - Fri May 2, 8:25 AM
LONDON (Reuters) - Two-thirds of Britons have had sex in a car, according to a British Web Site launched on Thursday advocating the joys of outdoor sex.
A survey of 1,500 people conducted by Safeoutdoorsex.com indicated that notoriously prudish Britons are quite uninhibited when it comes to their love lives.
It found that 94 percent of respondents thought outdoor sex was a good way to maintain an exciting relationship, with two-thirds admitting to having had sex in a car and nearly half saying they had frolicked in a field.
--Frolicked? What the hell does that mean these days...?
LONDON (Reuters) - Two-thirds of Britons have had sex in a car, according to a British Web Site launched on Thursday advocating the joys of outdoor sex.
A survey of 1,500 people conducted by Safeoutdoorsex.com indicated that notoriously prudish Britons are quite uninhibited when it comes to their love lives.
It found that 94 percent of respondents thought outdoor sex was a good way to maintain an exciting relationship, with two-thirds admitting to having had sex in a car and nearly half saying they had frolicked in a field.
--Frolicked? What the hell does that mean these days...?
Inaugural Nude Flight Heads to Cancun - Mon May 5, 1:03 PM By The Associated Press
MIAMI - When the chartered Boeing 727 reached cruising altitude, 87 passengers took off more than their seat belts. They removed their clothes.
The nude flight, billed by organizers as the first one of its kind, took off Saturday afternoon from Miami International Airport, headed for Cancun, Mexico.
A Houston travel agency specializing in clothing-optional getaways organized the trip. Passengers paid $499 for the trip, with many heading to Cancun's El Dorado Resort & Spa for Nude Week.
"These are professionals who lead very stressful lives and are ready to let it all go," said Donna Daniels, co-owner of the Castaways travel agency and an in-the-buff traveler on the inaugural flight. "They are adventurers and risk takers. They don't even want clothes as a constraint."
There were limits, though. The captain and crew kept their clothes on. No hot coffee or tea was served for fear of spills.
--I hope they remembered sun block!!
MIAMI - When the chartered Boeing 727 reached cruising altitude, 87 passengers took off more than their seat belts. They removed their clothes.
The nude flight, billed by organizers as the first one of its kind, took off Saturday afternoon from Miami International Airport, headed for Cancun, Mexico.
A Houston travel agency specializing in clothing-optional getaways organized the trip. Passengers paid $499 for the trip, with many heading to Cancun's El Dorado Resort & Spa for Nude Week.
"These are professionals who lead very stressful lives and are ready to let it all go," said Donna Daniels, co-owner of the Castaways travel agency and an in-the-buff traveler on the inaugural flight. "They are adventurers and risk takers. They don't even want clothes as a constraint."
There were limits, though. The captain and crew kept their clothes on. No hot coffee or tea was served for fear of spills.
--I hope they remembered sun block!!
X2 - (***) GREEN LIGHT
The X-Men band together to find a mutant assassin who has made an attempt on the President's life, while the Mutant Academy is attacked by military forces.
This movie had a better plot than the first one. The character development was great. We didn't loose any time establishing the characters. Twists in the plot nicely integrated a wide variety mutant characters. The special effects are good, as expected. It's funny how much we expect these days.
This movie was 2 hours and 35 minutes long and I found myself wanting more. There were several stories in there. We could have had an entire movie just about several of the sub plots: Wolverines search for his past, his encounter with a like mutant. Love triangles. Magnetos escape. The young mutants coming of age. Man vs. Mutants. Lots of good stuff...
Most importantly, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, playing Mystique, gets a lot of screen time!! There was one point where she was on screen with Ian McKellen. He was sitting and she was standing beside him, her chest level with his face... He could have been wearing a Hitler mustache and know one will ever know...
And if I was Wolverine, I would have taken her!
GREEN LIGHT!!
Climber Pinned by Boulder Cuts Off Arm to Live - Fri May 2, 1:48 PM ET
DENVER (Reuters) - A mountaineer pinned by a heavy boulder in an eastern Utah desert cut off his right arm with a pocketknife after he determined that was the only way he would survive, officials said on Friday.
"He's pretty darn tough. He wanted to live. He saved himself," Sgt. Mitch Vetere of the Emery County Sheriff's Office in Green River, Utah, told Reuters.
Aron Ralston, 27, of Aspen, Colorado, used a pocketknife to cut off his arm below the elbow, then rappelled down a rock wall and hiked until he ran into some hikers who flagged down a rescue helicopter 60 miles south of Green River on Thursday. He had applied a tourniquet to his arm.
--Sometimes I think I have a bad day.
DENVER (Reuters) - A mountaineer pinned by a heavy boulder in an eastern Utah desert cut off his right arm with a pocketknife after he determined that was the only way he would survive, officials said on Friday.
"He's pretty darn tough. He wanted to live. He saved himself," Sgt. Mitch Vetere of the Emery County Sheriff's Office in Green River, Utah, told Reuters.
Aron Ralston, 27, of Aspen, Colorado, used a pocketknife to cut off his arm below the elbow, then rappelled down a rock wall and hiked until he ran into some hikers who flagged down a rescue helicopter 60 miles south of Green River on Thursday. He had applied a tourniquet to his arm.
--Sometimes I think I have a bad day.
Spam Sent by Fraud Is Made a Felony Under Virginia Law - Wed Apr 30, 8:59 AM By SAUL HANSELL The New York Times
In the toughest move to date against unsolicited commercial e-mail, Virginia enacted a law yesterday imposing harsh felony penalties for sending such messages to computer users through deceptive means.
The law would be enforced against those who use fraudulent practices to send bulk e-mail, commonly known as spam, to or from Virginia, a state that is headquarters for a number of major Internet providers, including the nation's largest, America Online.
--Excellent. Those bastards will be getting "Spammed" big time in prison...
In the toughest move to date against unsolicited commercial e-mail, Virginia enacted a law yesterday imposing harsh felony penalties for sending such messages to computer users through deceptive means.
The law would be enforced against those who use fraudulent practices to send bulk e-mail, commonly known as spam, to or from Virginia, a state that is headquarters for a number of major Internet providers, including the nation's largest, America Online.
--Excellent. Those bastards will be getting "Spammed" big time in prison...
Animal Rights Leader Wants to Be Barbecued Fri Apr 25, 9:15 AM ET By Francois Murphy
LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals.
Ingrid Newkirk, 53, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), said on Thursday she had chosen to donate her body to her organization for use in a variety of startling protests.
But one body part listed in the will is not protest or animal related. It says a small part of her heart should be buried near the Hockenheim Formula One racing circuit in Germany, preferably near the Ferrari pits.
"I love Formula One. I love Michael Schumacher, and I thought I would have a little bit of personal indulgence there," she said. "But it's not without a connection to animals because he actually signed a letter for us against experiments on monkeys in Germany."
--Stupid bitch.
LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals.
Ingrid Newkirk, 53, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), said on Thursday she had chosen to donate her body to her organization for use in a variety of startling protests.
But one body part listed in the will is not protest or animal related. It says a small part of her heart should be buried near the Hockenheim Formula One racing circuit in Germany, preferably near the Ferrari pits.
"I love Formula One. I love Michael Schumacher, and I thought I would have a little bit of personal indulgence there," she said. "But it's not without a connection to animals because he actually signed a letter for us against experiments on monkeys in Germany."
--Stupid bitch.
Subject: Movie Protest
American forces made history in Iraq and accomplished what no other military has, can or will. In spite of the naysayer and lack of support from Hollywood the mission is achieved in record time. It is not that we needed anything from them other than the soldiers knowing Hollywood and their country supported and backed them. That is what gives the soldier the will to fight. Traditionally Hollywood showed support by entertaining the troops, not this time. This crop of actors and entertainers should be ashamed of themselves and their behavior.
Hollywood doesn’t want to support us but they want rights to our stories to make movies so we can pay incredibly high prices to see them. We are the largest extended family in existence and I propose we demonstrate our disappointment in the actors and film industry by not attending any movies Memorial Weekend to show honor and respect to those who lost their life in the Iraq War. VIA! Send this to everyone you know who is a supporter. We have the same right to peacefully protest. Lets show Hollywood who pays their bills!
Leadership Makes the Difference,
Make a Difference!
Lucy B. Angelo CSM, USA (Ret)
--I am sooo sick of Hollywood whiners.
American forces made history in Iraq and accomplished what no other military has, can or will. In spite of the naysayer and lack of support from Hollywood the mission is achieved in record time. It is not that we needed anything from them other than the soldiers knowing Hollywood and their country supported and backed them. That is what gives the soldier the will to fight. Traditionally Hollywood showed support by entertaining the troops, not this time. This crop of actors and entertainers should be ashamed of themselves and their behavior.
Hollywood doesn’t want to support us but they want rights to our stories to make movies so we can pay incredibly high prices to see them. We are the largest extended family in existence and I propose we demonstrate our disappointment in the actors and film industry by not attending any movies Memorial Weekend to show honor and respect to those who lost their life in the Iraq War. VIA! Send this to everyone you know who is a supporter. We have the same right to peacefully protest. Lets show Hollywood who pays their bills!
Leadership Makes the Difference,
Make a Difference!
Lucy B. Angelo CSM, USA (Ret)
--I am sooo sick of Hollywood whiners.
Saddam Starred in Gay Porn Films! - Thursday April 10, 2003
KUWAIT CITY -- Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been caught with his pants down -- literally. A shocking 1968 porn film has surfaced, in which the flamboyant strongman appears performing raunchy homosexual acts!
The image quality of the grainy 16mm film, uncovered by the Kuwaiti secret police, is poor -- but experts who've taken a close look at the hairy-chested actor are "100 percent certain" it is a younger, trimmer Saddam.
"There is no doubt in my mind that this is Saddam -- there's no mistaking those eyes and that distinctive nose," declares Hussein biographer Sadiq al-Sabah of Kuwait, who's seen the eye-popping footage first-hand.
"It may be hard to believe that a man who now leads one of the most powerful nations in the Middle East once acted in blue movies, but to anyone familiar with how reckless and sexually promiscuous Saddam was in his youth, this will come as no surprise. It's also a known fact that the young, desperate soldier did anything for money.
"Saddam appeared in as many as 85 of these films under a variety of stage names, most frequently Omar Studdif," reveals the researcher.
Still photographs from the sizzling XXX-rated film, La'iba al-Waladaani (The Two Boys Played), were leaked to a Kuwait news magazine after authorities found it amid a stash of illicit porn in the vault of a recently deceased sheik.
--Too funny.
KUWAIT CITY -- Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been caught with his pants down -- literally. A shocking 1968 porn film has surfaced, in which the flamboyant strongman appears performing raunchy homosexual acts!
The image quality of the grainy 16mm film, uncovered by the Kuwaiti secret police, is poor -- but experts who've taken a close look at the hairy-chested actor are "100 percent certain" it is a younger, trimmer Saddam.
"There is no doubt in my mind that this is Saddam -- there's no mistaking those eyes and that distinctive nose," declares Hussein biographer Sadiq al-Sabah of Kuwait, who's seen the eye-popping footage first-hand.
"It may be hard to believe that a man who now leads one of the most powerful nations in the Middle East once acted in blue movies, but to anyone familiar with how reckless and sexually promiscuous Saddam was in his youth, this will come as no surprise. It's also a known fact that the young, desperate soldier did anything for money.
"Saddam appeared in as many as 85 of these films under a variety of stage names, most frequently Omar Studdif," reveals the researcher.
Still photographs from the sizzling XXX-rated film, La'iba al-Waladaani (The Two Boys Played), were leaked to a Kuwait news magazine after authorities found it amid a stash of illicit porn in the vault of a recently deceased sheik.
--Too funny.
Richard Roeper: Hollywood Anti-War Set Needs some New Lines
Richard Roeper, of Ebert & Roeper, sends a strong a message to the Hollywood anti-war crowd.
"Even though you are among the luckiest and best-rewarded human beings in the history of civilization, you have moaned long and loud about life in the oppressive United States of America. And you have complained that free speech is practically an endangered species--though it's not as if you've been kidnapped, bound and gagged for expressing your views...But I'm just wondering: If you're such a crusader for kindness and decency and the rules of fair play, when are you going to say something about the atrocities committed by Iraqis since this war broke out?"
--Spoiled brats in Hollywood are just still pissed because Gore is not in the Whitehouse sending them invites.
Richard Roeper, of Ebert & Roeper, sends a strong a message to the Hollywood anti-war crowd.
"Even though you are among the luckiest and best-rewarded human beings in the history of civilization, you have moaned long and loud about life in the oppressive United States of America. And you have complained that free speech is practically an endangered species--though it's not as if you've been kidnapped, bound and gagged for expressing your views...But I'm just wondering: If you're such a crusader for kindness and decency and the rules of fair play, when are you going to say something about the atrocities committed by Iraqis since this war broke out?"
--Spoiled brats in Hollywood are just still pissed because Gore is not in the Whitehouse sending them invites.
Dennis Miller Ridicules the Left on Leno
Another round of pro-American patriotism, pro-President Bush and anti-liberal jibes, jests, zingers and slams from actor/comedian Dennis Miller on Thursday's Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
On justification for the war: “It is stupid for anybody in the world to say they're for war. But I am for this war because, you know, we've got to protect ourselves now. And we've got to remind the world that there is a point that we will not be pushed past before the [bleep] hammer comes down. Now, the simple fact is, do I think Saddam Hussein can bury the nuclear jumper from the top of the key? No, I don't. He's a putz. But I do think he can distribute the ball going down the lane and I think we've got to smack him around. It's time to circle the SUVs!
“The simple fact is, you've got to view this war like we've been on a long family car ride. Bush is the father and he's been screaming [gestures with arm as if a driver scolding kids in back seat] 'don't make me come back there!' for around 200 miles now and it just reached the point where we had to pull the car over and the bad kid is going to get the spanking of his life.”
--I love Dennis Miller. I hope we wake up and smell the coffee he's brewing.
Another round of pro-American patriotism, pro-President Bush and anti-liberal jibes, jests, zingers and slams from actor/comedian Dennis Miller on Thursday's Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
On justification for the war: “It is stupid for anybody in the world to say they're for war. But I am for this war because, you know, we've got to protect ourselves now. And we've got to remind the world that there is a point that we will not be pushed past before the [bleep] hammer comes down. Now, the simple fact is, do I think Saddam Hussein can bury the nuclear jumper from the top of the key? No, I don't. He's a putz. But I do think he can distribute the ball going down the lane and I think we've got to smack him around. It's time to circle the SUVs!
“The simple fact is, you've got to view this war like we've been on a long family car ride. Bush is the father and he's been screaming [gestures with arm as if a driver scolding kids in back seat] 'don't make me come back there!' for around 200 miles now and it just reached the point where we had to pull the car over and the bad kid is going to get the spanking of his life.”
--I love Dennis Miller. I hope we wake up and smell the coffee he's brewing.
CBS Staffers: Bet on "Survivor"? - Fri Apr 4, 3:45 PM ET Add Entertainment - E! Online to My Yahoo! By Lia Haberman
Pssst. Want a tip on a sure thing? Put your money on Survivor.
While the adventure series has taken a backseat to another more scandalous reality series lately, Mark Burnett's unscripted show about scheming castaways is back in the headlines.
An online betting site has shut down wagers on Survivor: The Amazon's battle of the sexes, claiming four CBS employees were discovered placing money on the series.
--Bastards!!
Pssst. Want a tip on a sure thing? Put your money on Survivor.
While the adventure series has taken a backseat to another more scandalous reality series lately, Mark Burnett's unscripted show about scheming castaways is back in the headlines.
An online betting site has shut down wagers on Survivor: The Amazon's battle of the sexes, claiming four CBS employees were discovered placing money on the series.
--Bastards!!
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