Hong Kong Hair Color Rule Challenged - Sun Sep 29,11:03 AM ET
HONG KONG (AP) - A senior Hong Kong female detective is asking the courts to declare a police order banning officers from dyeing their hair as "irrational and unenforceable," newspapers reported Sunday.
--I am sure there was prostesters at the IMF meeting about this.
A carnival of protest - Washington Times
If Friday's protests against the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund and globalization were a discordant rage against the machine, Saturday's were more like a perturbed Rio carnival without rhythm.
There were Reds and Greens, anarchists in black coats and Greenpeace activists in white uniforms. Shrieking guitars from the band Blowback and drums from the Rhythm Worker's Union. There was a cardboard Trojan horse, a huge pink pig balloon and a gigantic inflated bottle of Coke.
The speakers seemed almost incidental to the affair — just background noise against the dissonance of people telling one another about their pet causes. Every fifth person seemed to be passing out pamphlets (none of which were printed on recycled paper): There was the National Youth Rights Association, the Student Environmental Action Committee and the ANSWER Coalition. A sign said Ghana's water wasn't for sale, a banner suggested Colombia's labor unions were being assassinated, a poster called for Argentina to be cried over. Some placards complained about corporate abuse, others advocated stopping U.S. aid to Israel. The protesters wanted democracy, free health care, fair trade and environmental justice, but none of them seemed willing to pay for it.
--Snotty nosed brats. Try not to trip over the homeless people on your way out.
If Friday's protests against the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund and globalization were a discordant rage against the machine, Saturday's were more like a perturbed Rio carnival without rhythm.
There were Reds and Greens, anarchists in black coats and Greenpeace activists in white uniforms. Shrieking guitars from the band Blowback and drums from the Rhythm Worker's Union. There was a cardboard Trojan horse, a huge pink pig balloon and a gigantic inflated bottle of Coke.
The speakers seemed almost incidental to the affair — just background noise against the dissonance of people telling one another about their pet causes. Every fifth person seemed to be passing out pamphlets (none of which were printed on recycled paper): There was the National Youth Rights Association, the Student Environmental Action Committee and the ANSWER Coalition. A sign said Ghana's water wasn't for sale, a banner suggested Colombia's labor unions were being assassinated, a poster called for Argentina to be cried over. Some placards complained about corporate abuse, others advocated stopping U.S. aid to Israel. The protesters wanted democracy, free health care, fair trade and environmental justice, but none of them seemed willing to pay for it.
--Snotty nosed brats. Try not to trip over the homeless people on your way out.
Spielberg and Cruise back Bush's war on Iraq - Staff and agencies Friday September 27, 2002
Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise became George Bush's most high-profile Hollywood supporters yesterday when they tentatively suggested that war on Iraq may be inevitable. In Rome to promote the Italian release of Minority Report, the director and actor found their PR duties sidetracked by press questions about President Bush's policy on Saddam Hussein.
Looking uncomfortable, Spielberg appeared to throw his weight behind the president. "If Bush, as I believe, has reliable information on the fact that Saddam Hussein is making weapons of mass destruction, then I cannot support [the Iraqi regime]," he said.
Cruise was more careful, but seemed to echo his director's sentiments. "Personally I don't have all the information that President Bush has," he said. "But I believe Saddam has committed many crimes against humanity and the Iraqi people."
--We shoulda let Stormin Norman handle this last time...
Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise became George Bush's most high-profile Hollywood supporters yesterday when they tentatively suggested that war on Iraq may be inevitable. In Rome to promote the Italian release of Minority Report, the director and actor found their PR duties sidetracked by press questions about President Bush's policy on Saddam Hussein.
Looking uncomfortable, Spielberg appeared to throw his weight behind the president. "If Bush, as I believe, has reliable information on the fact that Saddam Hussein is making weapons of mass destruction, then I cannot support [the Iraqi regime]," he said.
Cruise was more careful, but seemed to echo his director's sentiments. "Personally I don't have all the information that President Bush has," he said. "But I believe Saddam has committed many crimes against humanity and the Iraqi people."
--We shoulda let Stormin Norman handle this last time...
500 Protesters Arrested in Capital - Fri Sep 27,11:17 AM ET By JONATHAN D. SALANT, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON (AP) - Demonstrators chained themselves together, bicycled through downtown streets and harassed police with false 911 calls Friday as financial ministers from around the world began a weekend meeting. By mid-morning, about 500 people had been arrested, Police Chief Charles Ramsey said. Most were charged with blocking sidewalks or entrances to buildings or parading without a permit, although 65 were charged with rioting.
The financial meetings began without interruption — surrounded by fences, closed streets and lines of police — while protesters were scattered elsewhere.
At one downtown intersection, protesters chained themselves together, and police had to cut the chains to arrest them. Others danced through the street with mud and leaves smeared on their hair and clothes. Fire trucks were called to put out a few tires set ablaze on the outskirts of town.
Protesters broke windows at a Citibank office and tossed smoke bombs during a clash with police.
"This is not a police state, we have a right to demonstrate," chanted a group of mostly young people, some wearing bandanas over their faces.
--What the Hell are they protesting against? Email me if you know. These are the stupidest protesters I've ever seen. They are making themselves look like the spoiled brat kids of well to do parents. Are there no other important issues?
WASHINGTON (AP) - Demonstrators chained themselves together, bicycled through downtown streets and harassed police with false 911 calls Friday as financial ministers from around the world began a weekend meeting. By mid-morning, about 500 people had been arrested, Police Chief Charles Ramsey said. Most were charged with blocking sidewalks or entrances to buildings or parading without a permit, although 65 were charged with rioting.
The financial meetings began without interruption — surrounded by fences, closed streets and lines of police — while protesters were scattered elsewhere.
At one downtown intersection, protesters chained themselves together, and police had to cut the chains to arrest them. Others danced through the street with mud and leaves smeared on their hair and clothes. Fire trucks were called to put out a few tires set ablaze on the outskirts of town.
Protesters broke windows at a Citibank office and tossed smoke bombs during a clash with police.
"This is not a police state, we have a right to demonstrate," chanted a group of mostly young people, some wearing bandanas over their faces.
--What the Hell are they protesting against? Email me if you know. These are the stupidest protesters I've ever seen. They are making themselves look like the spoiled brat kids of well to do parents. Are there no other important issues?
U.N. Upholds Ban on 'Dwarf Throwing' - Fri Sep 27,10:57 AM ET
GENEVA (Reuters) - A tiny stuntman who protested against a French ban on the bizarre practice of "dwarf throwing" lost his case before a U.N. human rights body, which said the need to protect human dignity was paramount.
Manuel Wackenheim had argued the 1995 ban by France's highest administrative court was discriminatory and deprived him of a job being hurled around discotheques by burly men.
--Those damn French!
GENEVA (Reuters) - A tiny stuntman who protested against a French ban on the bizarre practice of "dwarf throwing" lost his case before a U.N. human rights body, which said the need to protect human dignity was paramount.
Manuel Wackenheim had argued the 1995 ban by France's highest administrative court was discriminatory and deprived him of a job being hurled around discotheques by burly men.
--Those damn French!
When you rearrange the letters:
George Bush: He bugs Gore
Dormitory: Dirty Room
Evangelist: Evil's Agent
Desperation: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines: Cash Lost in em
Animosity: Is No Amity
Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms: Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes: That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
When you rearrange the letters for the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN
George Bush: He bugs Gore
Dormitory: Dirty Room
Evangelist: Evil's Agent
Desperation: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines: Cash Lost in em
Animosity: Is No Amity
Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms: Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes: That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
When you rearrange the letters for the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN
'Jurassic Park' Author Michael Crichton Robbed at Gunpoint in His California Home - The Associated Press
SANTA MONICA, Calif. Sept. 26 — Author Michael Crichton was robbed at gunpoint and tied up by two men who ransacked his home, but he wasn't harmed, his publicist said.
--I wonder how this will effect his writing.
SANTA MONICA, Calif. Sept. 26 — Author Michael Crichton was robbed at gunpoint and tied up by two men who ransacked his home, but he wasn't harmed, his publicist said.
--I wonder how this will effect his writing.
Sex in the City Fans Beware "Rampant Rabbit" vibrators - Thu Sep 26, 7:10 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - A rabbit-eared sex toy has been recalled by Ann Summers out of concern it could cause injury to an unsuspecting user. The lingerie and sex toy chain said a batch of about 150,000 of the top-selling "Rampant Rabbit" vibrators were found to have defective seals that might allow the spillage of tiny beads contained in the shaft.
The Rampant Rabbit has been flying off store shelves since a character praised it in the hit U.S. television series "Sex and the City".
--I guess I better start watching the show!!
LONDON (Reuters) - A rabbit-eared sex toy has been recalled by Ann Summers out of concern it could cause injury to an unsuspecting user. The lingerie and sex toy chain said a batch of about 150,000 of the top-selling "Rampant Rabbit" vibrators were found to have defective seals that might allow the spillage of tiny beads contained in the shaft.
The Rampant Rabbit has been flying off store shelves since a character praised it in the hit U.S. television series "Sex and the City".
--I guess I better start watching the show!!
Speed of light broken with basic lab kit - 10:03 16 September 02 NewScientist.com news service
Electric signals can be transmitted at least four times faster than the speed of light using only basic equipment that would be found in virtually any college science department.
Read the full article on NewScientist.com.
--"186,000 Miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law"... not any more...
Electric signals can be transmitted at least four times faster than the speed of light using only basic equipment that would be found in virtually any college science department.
Read the full article on NewScientist.com.
--"186,000 Miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law"... not any more...
Creepy Coincidence? Two Women With Same Name Slain in Houston - September 25, 2002 (ABCNews.com)
Sept. 25 — Two women who lived in the same city and shared the same name never met, but they suffered the same violent end. Both Houston women were slain and left dead in their cars, just three days apart in October 2000, in different parts of Harris County, Texas. Neither woman was robbed and police have still not cracked either case.
--Sounds like the plot from Terminator...
Sept. 25 — Two women who lived in the same city and shared the same name never met, but they suffered the same violent end. Both Houston women were slain and left dead in their cars, just three days apart in October 2000, in different parts of Harris County, Texas. Neither woman was robbed and police have still not cracked either case.
--Sounds like the plot from Terminator...
GEORGE BUSH AS A MADMAN - Thu Sep 19,11:01 PM ET By Richard Reeves
WASHINGTON -- The time has come for some of us to consider the possibility that the wild and wacky bunch running the country these days may actually know what they are doing.
I don't mean that it is suddenly possible to follow the logic of Bush and Co.'s ranting that war is absolutely necessary this minute, before Saddam Hussein moves into the Sudetenland and Czechoslovakia. But I do think there is now a possibility that the White House war dance just might produce victory without war. ...more.
Click HERE to see the whole Op/Ed piece
WASHINGTON -- The time has come for some of us to consider the possibility that the wild and wacky bunch running the country these days may actually know what they are doing.
I don't mean that it is suddenly possible to follow the logic of Bush and Co.'s ranting that war is absolutely necessary this minute, before Saddam Hussein moves into the Sudetenland and Czechoslovakia. But I do think there is now a possibility that the White House war dance just might produce victory without war. ...more.
Click HERE to see the whole Op/Ed piece
Brothel Found at Car Repair Shop - Wed Sep 25, 8:01 AM ET
SPRINGFIELD, Va. (AP) - Police in Virginia say a car repair shop was doing more than fixing cars. They say they've uncovered a brothel operating out of the body shop, which is in a Springfield industrial park. Police arrested eight people over the weekend and charged them with prostitution and keeping a bawdy house. It's not clear how long the alleged brothel had been operating out of the car repair shop.
The building's owner says he had no idea what was allegedly going on there.
--"Come on in for a deluxe lube job, while you wait!"
SPRINGFIELD, Va. (AP) - Police in Virginia say a car repair shop was doing more than fixing cars. They say they've uncovered a brothel operating out of the body shop, which is in a Springfield industrial park. Police arrested eight people over the weekend and charged them with prostitution and keeping a bawdy house. It's not clear how long the alleged brothel had been operating out of the car repair shop.
The building's owner says he had no idea what was allegedly going on there.
--"Come on in for a deluxe lube job, while you wait!"
A streaking fan is chased down by security officers in the outfield during the fifth inning of the Oakland Athletics against the Seattle Mariners game at Safeco Field in Seattle, Washington on September 24, 2002. The fan was apprehended. arrested and taken off the field after disrupting play for 10 minutes. REUTERS/Anthony P. Bolante REUTERS
--This guy ran around the field, evading security guards for 10 MINUTES!! He must have been faster than he looks!
Alleged 'Bumfights' Video Makers Arrested in Calif. - Wed Sep 25, 1:24 AM ET
SAN DIEGO (Reuters) - Two men who allegedly paid street people to fight each other as part of the Internet video sensation "Bumfights" have been arrested in San Diego, police said on Tuesday.
The arrests of Las Vegas residents Zachary Bubeck, 24, and Ryan Edward McPherson, 19, followed a three-month probe by the La Mesa Police Department into the "Bumfights" tapes, Lt. Raul Garcia said. La Mesa is a suburb of San Diego. Producers claim to have sold more than 300,000 copies of "Bumfights" over the Internet for $19.99 each.
--A couple of kids, getting rich with the internet! What will they charge them with?
SAN DIEGO (Reuters) - Two men who allegedly paid street people to fight each other as part of the Internet video sensation "Bumfights" have been arrested in San Diego, police said on Tuesday.
The arrests of Las Vegas residents Zachary Bubeck, 24, and Ryan Edward McPherson, 19, followed a three-month probe by the La Mesa Police Department into the "Bumfights" tapes, Lt. Raul Garcia said. La Mesa is a suburb of San Diego. Producers claim to have sold more than 300,000 copies of "Bumfights" over the Internet for $19.99 each.
--A couple of kids, getting rich with the internet! What will they charge them with?
Pet Owners Are Less Stressed When Cat, Dog Present - Tue Sep 24,10:29 AM ET By Charnicia E. Huggins
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Pets may not only provide good company for their owners, they may also help lower stress, according to new study findings.
"Pets can actually provide cardiovascular benefits to their owners," lead study author Dr. Karen Allen of the State University of New York at Buffalo told Reuters Health.
--Everyone knows this is true.
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Pets may not only provide good company for their owners, they may also help lower stress, according to new study findings.
"Pets can actually provide cardiovascular benefits to their owners," lead study author Dr. Karen Allen of the State University of New York at Buffalo told Reuters Health.
--Everyone knows this is true.
State Police Arrest 23 in Gainesville Park Sex Sting - Fri Sep 20, 6:28 PM ET
State police have arrested 23 men this week in a sting operation to try to stop public sex in a state park near Gainesville. The men are facing a total of 42 charges, including indecent exposure, sodomy and assault and battery.
The investigation was prompted by complaints from Boy Scouts who witnessed homosexual activity while at Conway Robinson State Park for a cleanup project.
--What the hell?!? Do these guys still live with thier parents so they can't have sex at home!?
State police have arrested 23 men this week in a sting operation to try to stop public sex in a state park near Gainesville. The men are facing a total of 42 charges, including indecent exposure, sodomy and assault and battery.
The investigation was prompted by complaints from Boy Scouts who witnessed homosexual activity while at Conway Robinson State Park for a cleanup project.
--What the hell?!? Do these guys still live with thier parents so they can't have sex at home!?
Miss Universe Fired, to Be Replaced by Runner-Up - Tue Sep 24, 8:02 AM ET By Dan Whitcomb
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Miss Universe pageant officials have "fired" the reigning Miss Universe, Russian cop Oxana Fedorova, and will replace her with Miss Panama, the runner-up, a spokeswoman for the pageant said on Monday.
--I guess she wouldn't put out. Good for her!
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Miss Universe pageant officials have "fired" the reigning Miss Universe, Russian cop Oxana Fedorova, and will replace her with Miss Panama, the runner-up, a spokeswoman for the pageant said on Monday.
--I guess she wouldn't put out. Good for her!
Prince William Towns Seek Piece of Homeland Security Funds - Wed Sep 18, 6:50 PM ET
The four towns in Prince William County are requesting a cut of the county's expected four million dollar federal grant for homeland security needs.
The mayors of Haymarket, Occoquan, Dumfries and Quantico have sent a letter to the County Board of Supervisors, asking for $464,000 to buy equipment enabling the town police to communicate with the county police.
--Wait a sec. Right now they CAN'T communicate?!? Oh the humanity!
The four towns in Prince William County are requesting a cut of the county's expected four million dollar federal grant for homeland security needs.
The mayors of Haymarket, Occoquan, Dumfries and Quantico have sent a letter to the County Board of Supervisors, asking for $464,000 to buy equipment enabling the town police to communicate with the county police.
--Wait a sec. Right now they CAN'T communicate?!? Oh the humanity!
Organized Crime Statutes Could Be Used To Thwart IMF Protests - Fri Sep 20, 6:28 PM ET
Local authorities are considering using organized crime statutes to prevent massive demonstrations from disrupting traffic during next week's World Bank meetings. Gainer says this is not an effort to prevent protesters from exercising their first amendment rights. But he notes that some protest organizers have publicized their intention to break laws.
--Keep those snotty nosed, whiners on the sidewalks! I got places to go!
Local authorities are considering using organized crime statutes to prevent massive demonstrations from disrupting traffic during next week's World Bank meetings. Gainer says this is not an effort to prevent protesters from exercising their first amendment rights. But he notes that some protest organizers have publicized their intention to break laws.
--Keep those snotty nosed, whiners on the sidewalks! I got places to go!
Ex-Astronaut Aldrin Not to Face Charges in Punching - Sat Sep 21, 7:49 AM ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Apollo 11 astronaut Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin escaped criminal prosecution on Friday for punching a conspiracy theorist who wanted him to swear on a Bible that he really did walk on the moon in 1969.
Los Angeles County prosecutors declined to file a misdemeanor battery charge against the 72-year-old ex-astronaut, who said he was defending himself and his stepdaughter when he clocked 37-year-old Bart Winfield Sibrel outside a Beverly Hills hotel on Sept. 9.
--Sweet. You go Buzz!
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Apollo 11 astronaut Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin escaped criminal prosecution on Friday for punching a conspiracy theorist who wanted him to swear on a Bible that he really did walk on the moon in 1969.
Los Angeles County prosecutors declined to file a misdemeanor battery charge against the 72-year-old ex-astronaut, who said he was defending himself and his stepdaughter when he clocked 37-year-old Bart Winfield Sibrel outside a Beverly Hills hotel on Sept. 9.
--Sweet. You go Buzz!
Logan signs as scribe for 'Gladiator 2' - Mon Sep 23, 3:46 AM ET By Chris Gardner
LOS ANGELES (The Hollywood Reporter) --- A hero will rise -- again. DreamWorks Pictures/Universal Pictures are moving forward with a sequel to "Gladiator," which won the best picture Oscar last year, hiring scribe John Logan to pen a follow-up to the Ridley Scott-helmed epic starring Russell Crowe as Gen. Maximus Decimus Meridus.
--It better not star Russell Crowe, a prequal maybe?
LOS ANGELES (The Hollywood Reporter) --- A hero will rise -- again. DreamWorks Pictures/Universal Pictures are moving forward with a sequel to "Gladiator," which won the best picture Oscar last year, hiring scribe John Logan to pen a follow-up to the Ridley Scott-helmed epic starring Russell Crowe as Gen. Maximus Decimus Meridus.
--It better not star Russell Crowe, a prequal maybe?
'Survivor' 5 Thriving - Sun Sep 22, 9:03 PM ET By Rick Kissell
HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - There appears to be no extinguishing the "Survivor" torch, as the fifth edition of the CBS reality adventure series opened very well on Thursday.
According to Nielsen, "Survivor: Thailand" averaged 23.05 million viewers and a 9.6 rating/28 share in adults 18-49, a 5% improvement in the coveted demographic vs. the "Survivor 4" premiere last winter.
--More people watch Survivor that the Sopranos? go Figure.
HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - There appears to be no extinguishing the "Survivor" torch, as the fifth edition of the CBS reality adventure series opened very well on Thursday.
According to Nielsen, "Survivor: Thailand" averaged 23.05 million viewers and a 9.6 rating/28 share in adults 18-49, a 5% improvement in the coveted demographic vs. the "Survivor 4" premiere last winter.
--More people watch Survivor that the Sopranos? go Figure.
No Sex Please, We're Soldiers - Fri Sep 20, 9:22 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - Germans mulling joining the army may think twice now thanks to a new regulation banning soldiers from having sex while in active service.
--Let me get this straight. Now they will be pissed off, distracted and have guns. Good idea.
BERLIN (Reuters) - Germans mulling joining the army may think twice now thanks to a new regulation banning soldiers from having sex while in active service.
--Let me get this straight. Now they will be pissed off, distracted and have guns. Good idea.
Rowling Wins Muggles Suit - 12:00pm ET, 19-September-02 - Reuters
A federal court on Sept. 18 threw out author Nancy Stouffer's claims that Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling stole the term "muggles" from Stouffer's books, the Reuters news service reported. The claim was part of a suit against Rowling and her U.S. publisher and movie producer that Rowling had stolen terms and characters, the news service reported.
In Rowling's books, "muggles" is the name wizards give to humans who have no magical abilities. Stouffer had used the term to describe mythical characters in her books for children, the news service reported.
But the U.S. District Court for southern New York found not only that Rowling did not steal "muggles," but also that Stouffer had lied to the court and doctored evidence to support her claims. The court fined Stouffer $50,000 for this "pattern of intentional bad faith conduct," Reuters reported. Rowling, book publisher Scholastic Corp. and Warner Brothers said that the court forbade Stouffer to ever claim to own the rights to the muggles name or to say that Rowling violated those rights. In addition, the court told Stouffer to pay a portion of the attorney's fees incurred by Rowling, Scholastic and Warner, the news service reported. A lawyer for Stouffer was not available for comment to Reuters.
--But where is that Fifth book, dammit!!
A federal court on Sept. 18 threw out author Nancy Stouffer's claims that Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling stole the term "muggles" from Stouffer's books, the Reuters news service reported. The claim was part of a suit against Rowling and her U.S. publisher and movie producer that Rowling had stolen terms and characters, the news service reported.
In Rowling's books, "muggles" is the name wizards give to humans who have no magical abilities. Stouffer had used the term to describe mythical characters in her books for children, the news service reported.
But the U.S. District Court for southern New York found not only that Rowling did not steal "muggles," but also that Stouffer had lied to the court and doctored evidence to support her claims. The court fined Stouffer $50,000 for this "pattern of intentional bad faith conduct," Reuters reported. Rowling, book publisher Scholastic Corp. and Warner Brothers said that the court forbade Stouffer to ever claim to own the rights to the muggles name or to say that Rowling violated those rights. In addition, the court told Stouffer to pay a portion of the attorney's fees incurred by Rowling, Scholastic and Warner, the news service reported. A lawyer for Stouffer was not available for comment to Reuters.
--But where is that Fifth book, dammit!!
Man Slices Off Four Body Parts - Thu Sep 19, 9:43 AM ET
SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man cut off the little finger on his right hand, then his scrotum, then his penis and finally his left hand in a drug-induced act of self-mutilation after arguing with his wife.
--Sheesh. I thought I was having a bad day...
SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man cut off the little finger on his right hand, then his scrotum, then his penis and finally his left hand in a drug-induced act of self-mutilation after arguing with his wife.
--Sheesh. I thought I was having a bad day...
Sun to Show Plans for Low-Cost Linux PC -Wed Sep 18,12:09 AM ET
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Computer maker Sun Microsystems Inc. will announce on Wednesday plans for inexpensive desktop computers based on the free Linux ( news - web sites) operating system in a bid to undermine archrival Microsoft Corp..
--MUHAHHAHAHAhahhahahahahhaahahaaaaaaa...
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Computer maker Sun Microsystems Inc. will announce on Wednesday plans for inexpensive desktop computers based on the free Linux ( news - web sites) operating system in a bid to undermine archrival Microsoft Corp..
--MUHAHHAHAHAhahhahahahahhaahahaaaaaaa...
Indiana Jail Is for Sale - Wed Sep 18, 7:55 AM ET
VALPARAISO, Ind. (AP) - Looking for a cozy, 132-bed home with no view and plenty of locks on the doors? Porter County may have a deal for you.
County commissioners plan to sell the old Porter County Jail at auction on Nov. 20.
Sheriff's officers and inmates are moving from the 30-year-old jail in downtown Valparaiso to a new jail, but demolishing the 35,272-square-foot jail could cost as much as $300,000, county officials said. The minimum bid will be $25,000, though Good said it was difficult to determine an asking price for the jail because so few are on the market.
--I would love to buy this and make a home out of it!!
VALPARAISO, Ind. (AP) - Looking for a cozy, 132-bed home with no view and plenty of locks on the doors? Porter County may have a deal for you.
County commissioners plan to sell the old Porter County Jail at auction on Nov. 20.
Sheriff's officers and inmates are moving from the 30-year-old jail in downtown Valparaiso to a new jail, but demolishing the 35,272-square-foot jail could cost as much as $300,000, county officials said. The minimum bid will be $25,000, though Good said it was difficult to determine an asking price for the jail because so few are on the market.
--I would love to buy this and make a home out of it!!
Hershey Board Won't Sell Candy Maker - Wed Sep 18, 2:03 AM ET By PATRICK WALTERS, Associated Press Writer
KING OF PRUSSIA, Pa. (AP) - The charitable trust that controls Hershey Foods Corp., apparently bowing to local political and legal pressure, said late Tuesday it would not sell the nation's largest candy maker.
--I guess the big crowd with torches and pitch forks convienced them...
KING OF PRUSSIA, Pa. (AP) - The charitable trust that controls Hershey Foods Corp., apparently bowing to local political and legal pressure, said late Tuesday it would not sell the nation's largest candy maker.
--I guess the big crowd with torches and pitch forks convienced them...
Still No Sign of Fifth Harry Potter Book - Tue Sep 17, 4:04 AM ET By Dan Lalor
LONDON (Reuters) - Harry Potter ( news - web sites) publisher Bloomsbury Publishing Plc. said Tuesday it was still unable to announce a date for the launch of the fictional boy wizard's fifth adventure, two years after publication of the fourth book.
--Type faster damn you!
LONDON (Reuters) - Harry Potter ( news - web sites) publisher Bloomsbury Publishing Plc. said Tuesday it was still unable to announce a date for the launch of the fictional boy wizard's fifth adventure, two years after publication of the fourth book.
--Type faster damn you!
Coffee Tied to Lower Parkinson's Risk - Mon Sep 16, 1:42 PM ET
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - A review of medical studies confirms previously reported associations between coffee drinking and a lower risk of Parkinson's disease.
Drinking coffee was associated with a 30% lower risk of the disease. In general, each additional cup of coffee lowered the likelihood of having Parkinson's by 10%, although the effects differed by gender. In women, moderate coffee intake appeared to provide the greatest protection, whereas greater amounts were the most protective in men.
--This is good news!!!
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - A review of medical studies confirms previously reported associations between coffee drinking and a lower risk of Parkinson's disease.
Drinking coffee was associated with a 30% lower risk of the disease. In general, each additional cup of coffee lowered the likelihood of having Parkinson's by 10%, although the effects differed by gender. In women, moderate coffee intake appeared to provide the greatest protection, whereas greater amounts were the most protective in men.
--This is good news!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,63180,00.html
WOOSTER, Ohio — Crews Monday searched a swampy area where severed head and limbs believed to be from a 14-year-old girl who disappeared from the local county fair were found, authorities said.
--Yet another Decapitation in the news. What the hell is going on out there?
WOOSTER, Ohio — Crews Monday searched a swampy area where severed head and limbs believed to be from a 14-year-old girl who disappeared from the local county fair were found, authorities said.
--Yet another Decapitation in the news. What the hell is going on out there?
Transit Cops Turn to Music to Fight Crime - Mon Sep 16,10:26 AM ET
BOSTON (Reuters) - Boston transit police have enlisted the late American composers George Gershwin and John Philip Sousa in their fight against crime.
Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority Police are piping in a mix of show tunes and marches at a city subway station in order to drive away the large numbers of aggressive teens who used to loiter there after school, the Boston Globe newspaper reported on Sunday.
--This is a great idea! I'll use it to keep people out of my office!!
BOSTON (Reuters) - Boston transit police have enlisted the late American composers George Gershwin and John Philip Sousa in their fight against crime.
Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority Police are piping in a mix of show tunes and marches at a city subway station in order to drive away the large numbers of aggressive teens who used to loiter there after school, the Boston Globe newspaper reported on Sunday.
--This is a great idea! I'll use it to keep people out of my office!!
Fla. Refuses Reno's Recount Request - Fri Sep 13, 7:41 PM ET By ALLEN G. BREED, Associated Press Writer
MIAMI (AP) - Janet Reno asked for a statewide recount Friday of every vote in Florida's botched primary and was promptly turned down by the state elections board. The secretary of state, however, said counties could continue to look for untallied votes that could erase Bill McBride's lead in the Democratic race for governor.
--How the Hell can one state be so F'd up.
MIAMI (AP) - Janet Reno asked for a statewide recount Friday of every vote in Florida's botched primary and was promptly turned down by the state elections board. The secretary of state, however, said counties could continue to look for untallied votes that could erase Bill McBride's lead in the Democratic race for governor.
--How the Hell can one state be so F'd up.
Howard Stern's 'Son of the Beach' Washed Up at FX - Mon Sep 16, 3:13 AM ET By Melissa Grego
HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - FX will not renew "Son of the Beach," the "Baywatch" spoof shepherded by Howard Stern.
FX declined to comment on the cancellation. Insiders said the decision was based primarily on the fact that FX is trying to move its brand in a different direction from where it was when "SOB" debuted in March 2000 as its first original scripted series.
--If this show had stayed on the air, when they canceled both Farscape and Witchblade, I would have never stopped throwing up.
HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - FX will not renew "Son of the Beach," the "Baywatch" spoof shepherded by Howard Stern.
FX declined to comment on the cancellation. Insiders said the decision was based primarily on the fact that FX is trying to move its brand in a different direction from where it was when "SOB" debuted in March 2000 as its first original scripted series.
--If this show had stayed on the air, when they canceled both Farscape and Witchblade, I would have never stopped throwing up.
"Mile High Club" forces Virgin plane refit - Sun Sep 15, 9:46 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Virgin Atlantic Airways is to replace tables in its newest planes because passengers have broken them during illicit trysts, according to the Sun.
The $200 million (130 million pounds) Airbus A340-600, which was introduced several weeks ago, has a "mother and baby room" with a plastic table meant for changing nappies. But passengers have destroyed them by using them for love making.
-- Marty makes a note. Fly Virgin...
LONDON (Reuters) - Virgin Atlantic Airways is to replace tables in its newest planes because passengers have broken them during illicit trysts, according to the Sun.
The $200 million (130 million pounds) Airbus A340-600, which was introduced several weeks ago, has a "mother and baby room" with a plastic table meant for changing nappies. But passengers have destroyed them by using them for love making.
-- Marty makes a note. Fly Virgin...
N.Y. Terror Probe Six Months Old - Sat Sep 14, 8:07 AM ET By JOHN WAWROW, Associated Press Writer
LACKAWANNA, N.Y. (AP) - The mayor of this city where five men are accused of operating a terrorist cell said the FBI ( news - web sites) told him six months ago that agents were investigating a national security matter in the area.
--Lackawanna... Hot bed of international intrigue!
LACKAWANNA, N.Y. (AP) - The mayor of this city where five men are accused of operating a terrorist cell said the FBI ( news - web sites) told him six months ago that agents were investigating a national security matter in the area.
--Lackawanna... Hot bed of international intrigue!
Robot to Explore Pyramid Mystery - Fri Sep 13, 3:53 PM ET By DONNA BRYSON, Associated Press Writer
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - A robot the size and shape of a child's toy train is exploring one of the enduring questions of Egypt's Great Pyramid: What lies at the end of a shaft first discovered by explorers in the 19th century?
--I hope it's not Al Capone's vault!
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - A robot the size and shape of a child's toy train is exploring one of the enduring questions of Egypt's Great Pyramid: What lies at the end of a shaft first discovered by explorers in the 19th century?
--I hope it's not Al Capone's vault!
Scrap Worker Accidentally Fires Howitzer -Fri Sep 13,11:11 AM ET
KIEV (Reuters) - A Ukrainian scrap metal worker destroyed two roofs and singed his face when he cut into a 1940s howitzer and accidentally fired off a shell no one had noticed was lodged inside, local media reported Thursday.
--SURPRISE!! "Can I bother you for some clean shorts comrad?"
KIEV (Reuters) - A Ukrainian scrap metal worker destroyed two roofs and singed his face when he cut into a 1940s howitzer and accidentally fired off a shell no one had noticed was lodged inside, local media reported Thursday.
--SURPRISE!! "Can I bother you for some clean shorts comrad?"
White House Loses Tree to Squirrels - Thu Sep 12, 4:28 PM ET
WASHINGTON (AP) - A tree that has graced the White House's expansive North Lawn since the 19th century came down Thursday, the victim of over-aggressive squirrels.
--Squirrels are Evil. Squirrels are the agent of dark forces in the universe. I blame Squirrels for ALL the problems in the Middle East... and now this...
PROOF: http://www.student.smsu.edu/j/jmw894s/Opinions/squirrel10.htm
WASHINGTON (AP) - A tree that has graced the White House's expansive North Lawn since the 19th century came down Thursday, the victim of over-aggressive squirrels.
--Squirrels are Evil. Squirrels are the agent of dark forces in the universe. I blame Squirrels for ALL the problems in the Middle East... and now this...
PROOF: http://www.student.smsu.edu/j/jmw894s/Opinions/squirrel10.htm
Subject: College Freshmen
Just in case you weren't feeling old enough today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the Faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshman.
Here is this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983.
They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and probably did not know he had ever been shot.
They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
There has been only one Pope in their lifetime.
They were 10 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the Cold War.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Tianamen Square means nothing to them.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums. The expression "You sound like a broken record" means nothing to them. They have never owned a record player.
They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong. They may have never heard of an 8 track. The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old. They have always had an answering machine.
Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV. They have always had cable. The Weather Channel was already One year old when they were born. There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA was. They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
They don't know what a cloth baby diaper is, or know about the "Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial.
Feeling old Yet? There's more:
They have always been able to rent movies.
They don't immediately know what "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion, on a sesame seed bun" is.
They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced by Sony.
Roller-skating has always meant inline for them.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They have never seen Larry Bird play.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, WWII and the Civil War.
They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. (The correct answer, by the way, is Ork)
They never heard: "Where's the beef?" "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "De plane, de plane!"
They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. was.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not bands...
There has always been MTV.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
--Sigh. Dammit.
N.Y. Lottery Draws 9-1-1 on 9/11 - Wed Sep 11,10:25 PM ET
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) - On the first anniversary of the terrorist attacks, a date known as 9-11, the evening numbers drawn in the New York Lottery were 9-1-1.
"The numbers were picked in the standard random fashion using all the same protocols," said lottery spokeswoman Carolyn Hapeman. "It's just the way the numbers came up."
--hmmmm...
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) - On the first anniversary of the terrorist attacks, a date known as 9-11, the evening numbers drawn in the New York Lottery were 9-1-1.
"The numbers were picked in the standard random fashion using all the same protocols," said lottery spokeswoman Carolyn Hapeman. "It's just the way the numbers came up."
--hmmmm...
Telemarketing Silent on Sept. 11 - Tue Sep 10,12:36 AM ET By JOE RUFF, Associated Press Writer
OMAHA, Neb. (AP) - Recognizing that many Americans won't be in the mood for getting sales calls, many of the nation's telemarketers plan to take the day off Wednesday.
--It takes the deaths of thousands of people to get them to stop calling me, dammit!
OMAHA, Neb. (AP) - Recognizing that many Americans won't be in the mood for getting sales calls, many of the nation's telemarketers plan to take the day off Wednesday.
--It takes the deaths of thousands of people to get them to stop calling me, dammit!
Catholic Church Rules Perjury Not A Mortal Sin - Tue Sep 10, 1:18 PM ET By The Associated Press
VATICAN CITY—The Vatican Synod of Bishops ruled Monday that perjury is not a mortal sin, downgrading the sin to venial."God and The Mother Church will be more than satisfied with a penance of 20 rosaries for any act of perjury," Cardinal Angelo Sodano said. "Any earthly prohibition against lying in a court of law has no relevance to the holy teachings of The Bible." The proclamation comes on the heels of last Friday's doctrinal clarification that adultery only occurs when both participants are adults.
--Well. That's a relief...
VATICAN CITY—The Vatican Synod of Bishops ruled Monday that perjury is not a mortal sin, downgrading the sin to venial."God and The Mother Church will be more than satisfied with a penance of 20 rosaries for any act of perjury," Cardinal Angelo Sodano said. "Any earthly prohibition against lying in a court of law has no relevance to the holy teachings of The Bible." The proclamation comes on the heels of last Friday's doctrinal clarification that adultery only occurs when both participants are adults.
--Well. That's a relief...
Police Investigate 'Buzz' Aldrin - Tue Sep 10, 1:18 PM ET By The Associated Press
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - Detectives are investigating a complaint that retired astronaut Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin punched a man in the face after being asked to swear on a Bible that he'd been to the moon.
Officers were called to the Luxe Hotel on Rodeo Drive Monday and took a report from Bart Sibrel, 37, who said the former Apollo 11 astronaut had attacked him. Sibrel, of Nashville, Tenn., said he doesn't believe Aldrin or anyone else has ever walked on the moon. He said he was trying to confront Aldrin about his 1969 lunar mission when he was punched. Video of the punch aired Tuesday on ABC's "Good Morning America."
--This asshole sounds more like a stalker to me. Buzz, get a restraining order STAT!
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - Detectives are investigating a complaint that retired astronaut Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin punched a man in the face after being asked to swear on a Bible that he'd been to the moon.
Officers were called to the Luxe Hotel on Rodeo Drive Monday and took a report from Bart Sibrel, 37, who said the former Apollo 11 astronaut had attacked him. Sibrel, of Nashville, Tenn., said he doesn't believe Aldrin or anyone else has ever walked on the moon. He said he was trying to confront Aldrin about his 1969 lunar mission when he was punched. Video of the punch aired Tuesday on ABC's "Good Morning America."
--This asshole sounds more like a stalker to me. Buzz, get a restraining order STAT!
Report: Christopher Reeve Recovering - Tue Sep 10,10:58 AM ET
NEW YORK (AP) - Christopher Reeve has regained some movement and sensation in his hands and feet, seven years after a horse-riding accident that left him paralyzed from the neck down. The "Superman" star also can breathe on his own for 90 minutes at a time.
"To be able to feel the just lightest touch is really a gift," Reeve said.
--Holy shit. I heard they were making progress but holy shit!
NEW YORK (AP) - Christopher Reeve has regained some movement and sensation in his hands and feet, seven years after a horse-riding accident that left him paralyzed from the neck down. The "Superman" star also can breathe on his own for 90 minutes at a time.
"To be able to feel the just lightest touch is really a gift," Reeve said.
--Holy shit. I heard they were making progress but holy shit!
FBI Issues 9/11 Anniversary Alert - Mon Sep 9, 6:51 PM ET By CHRISTOPHER NEWTON, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON (AP) - The FBI ( news - web sites) is warning local police and the U.S. utility, banking and transportation industries of a steady stream of threats mentioning New York, Washington and the anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks.
--Did we really need a warning? "Oh yeah! I almost forgot it was the anniversay of that wierd thing that happened in the North East last year. New Your City right?" Sheesh...
WASHINGTON (AP) - The FBI ( news - web sites) is warning local police and the U.S. utility, banking and transportation industries of a steady stream of threats mentioning New York, Washington and the anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks.
--Did we really need a warning? "Oh yeah! I almost forgot it was the anniversay of that wierd thing that happened in the North East last year. New Your City right?" Sheesh...
Catholic Leaders Outraged by Film Award Mon Sep 9, 8:42 AM ET By Crispian Balmer
ROME (Reuters) - Roman Catholic leaders denounced the Venice Film Festival Monday for honoring a British movie that depicts cruelty and abuse in an Irish Catholic institution.
Peter Mullan's hard-hitting "The Magdalene Sisters" won the Festival's prestigious Golden Lion award late Sunday -- a decision that infuriated churchmen who branded the film anti-Catholic propaganda.
"I feel enormous bitterness...This doesn't do any credit to the Venice Festival," said Cardinal Ersilio Tonini. "This isn't a truthful portrayal of the Church and its director has made libelous statements against Catholics," he told reporters. The movie follows the lives of four, supposedly promiscuous girls interned in Ireland's Magdalene Asylums in the 1960s, forced to work like slaves in laundries and abused by the nuns. Based on a true story, the girls are locked up for shocking reasons, such as having being raped or being "too" pretty.
--If it pisses off Catholic Leaders, I must see it!!
ROME (Reuters) - Roman Catholic leaders denounced the Venice Film Festival Monday for honoring a British movie that depicts cruelty and abuse in an Irish Catholic institution.
Peter Mullan's hard-hitting "The Magdalene Sisters" won the Festival's prestigious Golden Lion award late Sunday -- a decision that infuriated churchmen who branded the film anti-Catholic propaganda.
"I feel enormous bitterness...This doesn't do any credit to the Venice Festival," said Cardinal Ersilio Tonini. "This isn't a truthful portrayal of the Church and its director has made libelous statements against Catholics," he told reporters. The movie follows the lives of four, supposedly promiscuous girls interned in Ireland's Magdalene Asylums in the 1960s, forced to work like slaves in laundries and abused by the nuns. Based on a true story, the girls are locked up for shocking reasons, such as having being raped or being "too" pretty.
--If it pisses off Catholic Leaders, I must see it!!
Terror Fugitive Hid on Nudist Beach - Sat Sep 7, 4:11 PM ET
ATHENS, Greece (AP) - Greece's most wanted terrorist suspect, a man responsible for 17 murders, spent more than a month hiding on a nudist beach near Athens before surrendering to police, authorities said Saturday.
--Have you seen this guy? It's easy to hide when everyone that looks at you averts their eyes!
ATHENS, Greece (AP) - Greece's most wanted terrorist suspect, a man responsible for 17 murders, spent more than a month hiding on a nudist beach near Athens before surrendering to police, authorities said Saturday.
--Have you seen this guy? It's easy to hide when everyone that looks at you averts their eyes!
Man Beheads Daughter Thinking She Was Raped - Mon Sep 9, 8:37 AM ET
TEHRAN (Reuters) - An Iranian man cut off his seven- year-old daughter's head after suspecting she had been raped.
A post-mortem, however, showed the girl was still a virgin.
"The motive behind the killing was to defend my honor, fame, and dignity," the paper quoted the father as saying.
--What the hell is up with all these decapitations in the news?
TEHRAN (Reuters) - An Iranian man cut off his seven- year-old daughter's head after suspecting she had been raped.
A post-mortem, however, showed the girl was still a virgin.
"The motive behind the killing was to defend my honor, fame, and dignity," the paper quoted the father as saying.
--What the hell is up with all these decapitations in the news?
Psychoanalyst May Start Date Service - Sun Sep 8, 2:49 PM ET By DAVID CRARY, AP National Writer
Undeterred by the qualms of many experts, a New York psychoanalyst is trying to create a dating service in which men and women would be matched up by people who know them intimately — their therapists.
The service, which is signing up clients but not yet pairing them, is open only to people undergoing psychotherapy. In contrast to standard, self-composed dating pitches — "great sense of humor, loves the outdoors" — clients of TheraDate will be assessed on such factors as obsessiveness, defense mechanisms and nervous tics.
--I'd like a sex addict with a Kegel tic please...
Undeterred by the qualms of many experts, a New York psychoanalyst is trying to create a dating service in which men and women would be matched up by people who know them intimately — their therapists.
The service, which is signing up clients but not yet pairing them, is open only to people undergoing psychotherapy. In contrast to standard, self-composed dating pitches — "great sense of humor, loves the outdoors" — clients of TheraDate will be assessed on such factors as obsessiveness, defense mechanisms and nervous tics.
--I'd like a sex addict with a Kegel tic please...
Packer Fans Marry in Parking Lot - Mon Sep 9, 8:11 AM ET
The wedding wasn't exactly traditional. There were a few cheese-headed guests, an Elvis impersonator and the legendary Packalope — half-deer, half-Packers fan. But Sunday's nuptials for Rita Diebert and Richard Mossing were certainly memorable. The two tied the knot in the parking lot of Lambeau Field, just a few minutes before the Green Bay Packers took to the field in their season opener against the Atlanta Falcons.
--Now we need to figure how to keep them from breeding...
The wedding wasn't exactly traditional. There were a few cheese-headed guests, an Elvis impersonator and the legendary Packalope — half-deer, half-Packers fan. But Sunday's nuptials for Rita Diebert and Richard Mossing were certainly memorable. The two tied the knot in the parking lot of Lambeau Field, just a few minutes before the Green Bay Packers took to the field in their season opener against the Atlanta Falcons.
--Now we need to figure how to keep them from breeding...
Man in Dress Robs Credit Union - Fri Sep 6,10:14 AM ET
SPOKANE (AP) - A man wearing a shoulder-length black or brown wig and a rumpled black cotton dress robbed a Spokane Valley credit union at gunpoint Thursday, the Spokane County sheriff's office said.
The robber stuffed the stolen cash into "his tasteful black leather purse," and walked away, said sheriff's spokesman Cpl. Dave Reagan.
White shoes with dark socks completed the ensemble.
--Bank Robber AND fashion bug...
SPOKANE (AP) - A man wearing a shoulder-length black or brown wig and a rumpled black cotton dress robbed a Spokane Valley credit union at gunpoint Thursday, the Spokane County sheriff's office said.
The robber stuffed the stolen cash into "his tasteful black leather purse," and walked away, said sheriff's spokesman Cpl. Dave Reagan.
White shoes with dark socks completed the ensemble.
--Bank Robber AND fashion bug...
Study Finds Reciting Poetry Calms the Heart - Thu Sep 5, 5:42 PM ET By Charnicia E. Huggins
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - While the rhythmic sounds of poetry may woo a lover's heart, it might also be healthy for the heart of the speaker, according to recent study findings.
--There once was a man from Nantucket...
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - While the rhythmic sounds of poetry may woo a lover's heart, it might also be healthy for the heart of the speaker, according to recent study findings.
--There once was a man from Nantucket...
First Commercial Moon Mission Approved By Larry O'Hanlon, Discovery News
Sep. 4 — The U.S. Government has just licensed the first commercial mission to the moon.
TransOrbital, Inc. received permission from various government agencies last week to send a probe back to the Earth's little sister. That probe, dubbed Trailblazer, will orbit the moon for 90 days, filming portraits of Earth as it rises over the lunar horizon and mapping the moonscape in unprecedented detail — as small as one meter in diameter.
"We're also looking to verify Apollo and other landing sites," said TransOrbital President Dennis Laurie.
He said "verify" because there are still a few people out there who believe the Apollo program was a hoax. The last part of Trailblazer's mission will be to crash land on the lunar surface, taking "barnstorming" videos the whole way down.
Wait a sec... You have to get a license to go to the moon?
Sep. 4 — The U.S. Government has just licensed the first commercial mission to the moon.
TransOrbital, Inc. received permission from various government agencies last week to send a probe back to the Earth's little sister. That probe, dubbed Trailblazer, will orbit the moon for 90 days, filming portraits of Earth as it rises over the lunar horizon and mapping the moonscape in unprecedented detail — as small as one meter in diameter.
"We're also looking to verify Apollo and other landing sites," said TransOrbital President Dennis Laurie.
He said "verify" because there are still a few people out there who believe the Apollo program was a hoax. The last part of Trailblazer's mission will be to crash land on the lunar surface, taking "barnstorming" videos the whole way down.
Wait a sec... You have to get a license to go to the moon?
Canadian Parliament committee calls for legalizing marijuana - Wed Sep 4,10:02 PM ET By TOM COHEN, Associated Press Writer
TORONTO - A Canadian Parliament committee has called for legalizing marijuana use by adults, increasing pressure on the government to shift drug laws far from the zero-tolerance policy of the neighboring United States.
The report by the Senate Committee on Illegal Drugs released Wednesday recommended that criminal records for possession of marijuana should be erased, with the nation adopting a system that regulates marijuana in the same way that alcohol is regulated. It also called for immediate action on permitting eligible medical patients to legally obtain marijuana.
"There is no good reason to subject the consumers of cannabis to the application of criminal law," Sen. Pierre Nolin of the Progressive Conservative party said. "In a free society as ours, it's up to the individual to decide whether to consume cannabis or not."
They actually have a "Progressive Conservative" party in Canada? If my kids every want to take a roadtrip... NOOOOOO!!!!
TORONTO - A Canadian Parliament committee has called for legalizing marijuana use by adults, increasing pressure on the government to shift drug laws far from the zero-tolerance policy of the neighboring United States.
The report by the Senate Committee on Illegal Drugs released Wednesday recommended that criminal records for possession of marijuana should be erased, with the nation adopting a system that regulates marijuana in the same way that alcohol is regulated. It also called for immediate action on permitting eligible medical patients to legally obtain marijuana.
"There is no good reason to subject the consumers of cannabis to the application of criminal law," Sen. Pierre Nolin of the Progressive Conservative party said. "In a free society as ours, it's up to the individual to decide whether to consume cannabis or not."
They actually have a "Progressive Conservative" party in Canada? If my kids every want to take a roadtrip... NOOOOOO!!!!
Bush and Powell Plan War on Iraq - Thu Sep 5,10:02 AM ET - Washington DC (Reuters)
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"
I don't if this should make me laugh or cry or just drink...
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"
I don't if this should make me laugh or cry or just drink...
Woman Finds Husband's Head on Beach - Thu Sep 5,10:02 AM ET
HONIARA (Reuters) - A woman searching for her missing husband found his severed head on a beach in the strife-torn Solomon Islands, police said on Thursday.
Police said it appeared the man, who disappeared on Wednesday, had been beheaded, but they could not say whether it was linked to fighting between rival ethnic militia which has lefts hundreds dead in the past two years.
"Details of the incident are sketchy but reports we have received is that the man, a Seventh Day Adventist deacon from Veramogho Village in the Weathercoast area had gone to a nearby village," police spokesman Charles Lemoa told Reuters. "But when he failed to return, his wife went to search for him but only found his head which has been cut off and left without the rest of the body on the beach.
I hate it when those guys come and knock on the door. But, MAN, that's harsh!
HONIARA (Reuters) - A woman searching for her missing husband found his severed head on a beach in the strife-torn Solomon Islands, police said on Thursday.
Police said it appeared the man, who disappeared on Wednesday, had been beheaded, but they could not say whether it was linked to fighting between rival ethnic militia which has lefts hundreds dead in the past two years.
"Details of the incident are sketchy but reports we have received is that the man, a Seventh Day Adventist deacon from Veramogho Village in the Weathercoast area had gone to a nearby village," police spokesman Charles Lemoa told Reuters. "But when he failed to return, his wife went to search for him but only found his head which has been cut off and left without the rest of the body on the beach.
I hate it when those guys come and knock on the door. But, MAN, that's harsh!
Ozzy's Pact with Satan Running Out - Wed Sep 4, 3:03 AM ET By Troy J. Augusto
HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - If Ozzy Osbourne made one thing clear at his portion of this year's just-wrapped OzzFest tour, it was that he is more than ready to put his live performance days behind him. Playing in this all-day show's headlining slot, and immediately after such stars of the moment as System of a Down and P.O.D., ol' Ozzy has rarely looked more feeble onstage.
I LOVE Ozzy! I can point at him and say, "Kids, that is what drugs do to you!"
HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - If Ozzy Osbourne made one thing clear at his portion of this year's just-wrapped OzzFest tour, it was that he is more than ready to put his live performance days behind him. Playing in this all-day show's headlining slot, and immediately after such stars of the moment as System of a Down and P.O.D., ol' Ozzy has rarely looked more feeble onstage.
I LOVE Ozzy! I can point at him and say, "Kids, that is what drugs do to you!"
Ted Nugent Has Bargain for Lance Bass - Wed Sep 4, 1:39 PM ET
NEW YORK (AP) - Why would Lance Bass want to go into space, when he could be home on the range with Ted Nugent?
The 'N Sync singer was rejected this week in his bid to visit the International Space Station because his sponsors were unable to come up with the $20 million fee in time.
But for just $1 million, Nugent has offered to have the boy band member over to his Michigan ranch to teach him bow-hunting skills. The guitarist and outdoorsman said Bass could then join him on a weeklong hunt, "where he'll be taught a greater appreciation for nature and gravity as he hunts, kills, cleans and cooks for himself."
"Bass needs to quit worrying about going into outer space and embrace and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food," Nugent said Tuesday. "A slab of flesh on the back of a deer is the finest source of protein on the planet."
Dammit, now I'm hungry!
NEW YORK (AP) - Why would Lance Bass want to go into space, when he could be home on the range with Ted Nugent?
The 'N Sync singer was rejected this week in his bid to visit the International Space Station because his sponsors were unable to come up with the $20 million fee in time.
But for just $1 million, Nugent has offered to have the boy band member over to his Michigan ranch to teach him bow-hunting skills. The guitarist and outdoorsman said Bass could then join him on a weeklong hunt, "where he'll be taught a greater appreciation for nature and gravity as he hunts, kills, cleans and cooks for himself."
"Bass needs to quit worrying about going into outer space and embrace and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food," Nugent said Tuesday. "A slab of flesh on the back of a deer is the finest source of protein on the planet."
Dammit, now I'm hungry!
Kelly Clarkson Wins 'American Idol' - The Associated Press
One Out of 10,000: Texas Cocktail Waitress Kelly Clarkson Wins `American Idol' Crown
N E W Y O R K, Sept. 4 — Kelly Clarkson, a cocktail waitress from Texas whose signature song was Aretha Franklin's "Respect," was judged America's next pop star Wednesday by the viewers of "American Idol."
Who the Hell is Kelly Carlson and why was this story on the news before our impending battle with IRAQ?
One Out of 10,000: Texas Cocktail Waitress Kelly Clarkson Wins `American Idol' Crown
N E W Y O R K, Sept. 4 — Kelly Clarkson, a cocktail waitress from Texas whose signature song was Aretha Franklin's "Respect," was judged America's next pop star Wednesday by the viewers of "American Idol."
Who the Hell is Kelly Carlson and why was this story on the news before our impending battle with IRAQ?
TNT Chops 'Witchblade' Despite Strong Ratings - Wed Sep 4, 3:06 AM ET By Melissa Grego
HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - "Witchblade" has been cut.
The signature TNT drama series -- which went on temporary hiatus this year while series star Yancy Butler underwent alcohol rehab -- did not snag a renewal, the cable network confirmed Tuesday.
The show, in which Butler plays a New York City detective who solves crimes with the titular weapon, wrapped its second season last month.
"Witchblade" has been considered a success on many levels, including in the ratings, so the cancellation is likely to raise a few eyebrows in TV land.
Those Bastards! Stupid RAT BASTARDS!!
HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - "Witchblade" has been cut.
The signature TNT drama series -- which went on temporary hiatus this year while series star Yancy Butler underwent alcohol rehab -- did not snag a renewal, the cable network confirmed Tuesday.
The show, in which Butler plays a New York City detective who solves crimes with the titular weapon, wrapped its second season last month.
"Witchblade" has been considered a success on many levels, including in the ratings, so the cancellation is likely to raise a few eyebrows in TV land.
Those Bastards! Stupid RAT BASTARDS!!
Signs-
(***) - Good flick. I'll buy this one on DVD.
I used to have this cast iron stomach. When I weighed 285 I could eat a whole pizza and a cinder block and wash it all down with a beer and a quart of chocolate milk. No problem. Not any more. I know what you're wondering, what the Hell does this have to do with the Movie Signs? I'll tell you...
We sat through a ton of previews, including the excellent one for Two Towers, and then the movie started. Right away the tension began. The credits and music were cut from cloth woven by Alfred Hitchcock. They were simple and black and white and set the tone. But that's when the cramps started... In fact Hitchcock influence didn't stop there. Right down to the appearance in the film by the director, M. Night Shyamalan!
I won't give away too much about the movie. But I couldn't help think of Hitchcocks, The Birds and others.
I hate to leave movies for the bathroom. But soon into the movie I was quickstepping to the bathroom. I guess it scared the shit out of me...
I loved the production quality of this movie, the craftsmanship. I also love the casting. Mel Gibson as Father Graham Hess played a man that had lost his faith. Joaquin Phoenix as his brother Merrill Hess. Cherry Jones played Officer Caroline Paski very well! A role like that usually falls into clichés so easily. Mels kids were played masterfully by Rory Culkin (yes that's McCauleys brother) and Abigail Breslin. Even the small roles like the Guy in Army Recruiting Office (Michael Showalter) were great!
It has a couple good scares and surprises. It comes together in the end in the usual Shyamalan fashion. It cannot be compared to The Sixth Sense or Unbreakable in any way though. Completely different kind of move.
All it really missed was a shower scene with some beautiful blond victim. Oh well can't have everything!
Go see Signs! It's a great thriller with good scares and no splatter. This movie is why I think everyone should own and know how to use a shotgun... hehe
Reign of Fire-
(***) - I liked this movie. But wanted more.
The Production design on this movie was really great. The locations and cinematography were really well done.
Matthew McConaughey did a really good job as Denton, the psycho Dragon Slayer. I have mostly seen him as lawyer types, but if Toby can be Spiderman, what the hell! Chicks will really dig how buff he is. Christian Bale, who I absolutly loved in American Psycho, was really good too as Quinn. I understand from a TV interview that during the fight scene between Deton and Quinn that the headbutt really landed and broke Bales nose. It looks like it does!
When I heard that Isabella Scorupco was in this movie I was all ready for a really hot love scene! No Love scene, no shower scene, no wet t-shirts, dammit! I even expected it. They even showed the complex sprinkler systems specifically designed for the purpose of increasing box office by exploiting Isabella Scorupco!! Oh the Humanity!! Still, she looks good even when she's really dirty. Most former Bond Girls
The real stars of this movie are the Dragons. There were simply not enough scenes with them. They were GREAT. The movie in general was a little too short. It needed more dragons and wet t-shirts!
Go see it and have fun with it.
And don't forget... Don't be a chauvanist, chicks hate that.
Men in Black 2-
(**1/2) -
I liked this movie. But it's a Good News/Bad News review.
First the Bad News:
- This completely requires that you have seen the first movie (A moviemeister film violation)
- It's too short. 88 minutes. I like a little more meat for my $8.50.
- Nothing new. Like the ad said, Same Planet, New Scum. Even the special effects were nothing new.
- The Buddy chemistry wasn't as good as the first one.
The Good News:
- This was F'ing funny. It had a couple of the funniest laughs I've had in the movies in a long time. Knee slappers! Howlers!
- Frank The Dog. I want that dog. The dog was Fart in Church funny!
- Lara Flynn Boyle in Victoria Secret lace! I wanted More!!! There was SUCH POTENTIAL!! Oh the Humanity!
- Tony Shalhoub as Geebs. Never has getting your head blown off been so funny!
- Our Boys Smith and Jones. Both are great in these roles.
- Did I mention Lara Flynn Boyle...
This is a good summer funny, stupid, action, Sci-Fi flick. It wasn't better than the first one, but good enough to enjoy.
I gotta see it again to catch a few more things. It was packed on opening night and the laughter was LOUD plus we were sitting so close to the screen I'm sure there is a glimpse of Lara Flynn Boyles flesh I may have missed...
Minority Report-
(****) I am going to talk about this Movie in general terms so I do not spoil it for you.
I loved this movie.
It's Sci-Fi Film Noir just the way I like it. Forget that it's Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise and just enjoy this movie. This is made by the Spielberg that gave us Saving Private Ryan so some of the scenes can be disturbing. Most disturbing to me was the Sci-Fi view on advertising in the future. Targeted marketing at the personal level! Oh the Humanity. I'd be redballed in the Gap for sure!
I really enjoyed how the special effects were not the focus of this movie. Including the projectile barfing and best sneezing booger snot ever! This is about characters and story. The special effects seemed very plausible in the way they predicted the future of technology. The cities of the future were very believable. Some were just like there are now! That is how the future will be!
There is a very subtle underlying theme, a symbolism in this movie. It's about the eyes. "In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king." When you see this, watch for the references to eyes, the loss of eyes, replacement of eyes, the hiding of the eyes by murderers... and heroes...
This movie has a lot of quiet social comment that flows in undercurrents. The fading of privacy, the quiet acceptance of eroding rights... Kubrick did this all the time.
It says a lot about the justice system. Like rape isn't considered "serious", like relying on automated technology too much for security is bad, like some lives are worth more than others...
I will be buying this on DVD the first day it's out. I might even see it again in the theater.
Hollywood: Cash Coming for Lance Bass - Sept. 3 - By Clara Ferreira-Marques
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia's space agency said on Tuesday it had scrapped plans by 'N Sync singer Lance Bass to join an October space mission after the U.S. pop star failed to meet payment deadlines.
There may be hope for humanity after all...
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia's space agency said on Tuesday it had scrapped plans by 'N Sync singer Lance Bass to join an October space mission after the U.S. pop star failed to meet payment deadlines.
There may be hope for humanity after all...
Man's Visit to His Future Grave Kills Him - Wed Sep 4, 9:16 AM ET
LASCARI, Sicily (Reuters) - Giovanni Greco sent himself, literally, to an early grave.
Greco, 63, was so keen that his future mausoleum would be a perfect fit that he liked to visit it ensure the builders were making it just right.
But his latest visit proved to be his last.
According to local media reports, Greco was making his regular trip to the construction site in the small cemetery in his hometown of Lascari at the weekend.
He climbed a ladder to get a better view of the top of the mausoleum when he slipped, hit his head on a marble step, and fell into his own tomb.
Another example that God has a wicked sense of humor.
LASCARI, Sicily (Reuters) - Giovanni Greco sent himself, literally, to an early grave.
Greco, 63, was so keen that his future mausoleum would be a perfect fit that he liked to visit it ensure the builders were making it just right.
But his latest visit proved to be his last.
According to local media reports, Greco was making his regular trip to the construction site in the small cemetery in his hometown of Lascari at the weekend.
He climbed a ladder to get a better view of the top of the mausoleum when he slipped, hit his head on a marble step, and fell into his own tomb.
Another example that God has a wicked sense of humor.
8-Year-Old Drives 20 Miles - Tue Sep 3, 8:10 AM ET
AKRON, Ohio (AP) - An 8-year-old foster child clad only in pajamas stole a pickup truck and went on a 20-mile drive to visit his family, police said.
The boy, whose name was withheld, was finally stopped Sunday by a motorist who could barely see the youngster over the dashboard. She flashed her headlights and pursued him at up to 80 mph to get him to stop.
I am impressed! My 8-year-old couldn't even reach the gas!
AKRON, Ohio (AP) - An 8-year-old foster child clad only in pajamas stole a pickup truck and went on a 20-mile drive to visit his family, police said.
The boy, whose name was withheld, was finally stopped Sunday by a motorist who could barely see the youngster over the dashboard. She flashed her headlights and pursued him at up to 80 mph to get him to stop.
I am impressed! My 8-year-old couldn't even reach the gas!
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