White House Loses Tree to Squirrels - Thu Sep 12, 4:28 PM ET

WASHINGTON (AP) - A tree that has graced the White House's expansive North Lawn since the 19th century came down Thursday, the victim of over-aggressive squirrels.

--Squirrels are Evil. Squirrels are the agent of dark forces in the universe. I blame Squirrels for ALL the problems in the Middle East... and now this...

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