City Bans Smelly People From Buses - Mon Jan 13, 7:56 AM ET

BEND, Ore. - You better hit the shower before you board the bus in Bend.

Proposed new city rules would ban spitting, smoking, skateboarding, and stinking on city buses.

The regulations ban anyone who "emanates a grossly repulsive odor that is unavoidable by other Bend Extended Area Transit customers" from being in the bus station or on a bus.

--I love city rules like this! Now who gets to decide what exactly a "grossly repulsive odor" is? No more Taco Bell for Lunch!