Reminder: Elvis is dead

Why the hell is Elvis on my TV so much lately, dammit.

Elvis is dead and has been for a long time. Dead because he was a loser junkie.

Sheesh

1 comment:

De said...

But he was one talented and really weird junkie. There's just something hilarious yet sad about drinking cough syrup out of a champagne flute while dressing up a chimp in a sailor suit.