I made a huge score by obtaining an actual combat ready, Kevlar helmet and military goggles!
From now on my wife must address me as Major Pain whenever I wear it. She must also drop and give me twenty when ever I demand it in my best Gunny voice!
--Now SHUT your filthy pie hole, cut out the grab ass and TEN HUT!!
Allergy Season Action
So I am winding down this allergy season. My sinuses are ruin. I have been taking Benedryl at night and Claritin D during the day. The net effect of all the Medications is a painfully dry nose and sinus. Every now and then I have these amazing sneezing fits. But today was the best.
I was at my desk at work when a spectacular nose bleed started. I have this thing about keeping certain of my precious bodily fluids all to myself so I grabbed a Kleenex and headed for the rest room. We have the best restrooms ever. big stalls, very clean...
...and totally bright white.
Just as I was reaching for some TP I was hit with a sneezing fit. When I was done it looked like a crime scene in there.
--It took forever to clean up that well sprayed, bloody stall.
I was at my desk at work when a spectacular nose bleed started. I have this thing about keeping certain of my precious bodily fluids all to myself so I grabbed a Kleenex and headed for the rest room. We have the best restrooms ever. big stalls, very clean...
...and totally bright white.
Just as I was reaching for some TP I was hit with a sneezing fit. When I was done it looked like a crime scene in there.
--It took forever to clean up that well sprayed, bloody stall.
Earth Day
When did Rolling Stone start to suck?
Back in the 1970's I read Rolling Stone magazine all the time. In the dark, dark days of "Disco Fever" Rolling Stone was a beacon in that deep darkness. It managed to ignore the populist crap that plagued the "top 40" charts and gave me articles on the deep goodness that was also happening in those times. Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Alan Parsons, Supertramp, Rush, Neil Young and many others did some of their best work in the 70's.
Fast forward 25 years.
A friend of Brenda's gave us a pile of current Rolling Stone magazines. I was kind of excited about getting plugged back into the new music scene in these exciting days of the Internet, .MP3s, artists from Bruce Springsteen to James Blunt.
Then I started to read them.
The magazine is now a cover to cover advertisement for fashion. I can't tell you how disappointed I am to only have about 8 pages of decent articles about music or movies. The rest is all sales materials and misguided political rhetoric. All of it now tries to get you to buy $500 sneakers, expensive rum and crappy albums.
--Rolling Stone might as well be People magazine...
Fast forward 25 years.
A friend of Brenda's gave us a pile of current Rolling Stone magazines. I was kind of excited about getting plugged back into the new music scene in these exciting days of the Internet, .MP3s, artists from Bruce Springsteen to James Blunt.
Then I started to read them.
The magazine is now a cover to cover advertisement for fashion. I can't tell you how disappointed I am to only have about 8 pages of decent articles about music or movies. The rest is all sales materials and misguided political rhetoric. All of it now tries to get you to buy $500 sneakers, expensive rum and crappy albums.
--Rolling Stone might as well be People magazine...
A must read Article!
In my continuing effort to improve the health and well being of the planet I would like to share information from CNN.com that may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
--This is totally a win-win situation if ever there was one...
--This is totally a win-win situation if ever there was one...
How did I get so lucky?
Marriage
On Wednesday, March 1, 2006, at a hearing on the proposed Constitutional Amendment to prohibit gay marriage, Jamie Raskin, professor of law at AU, was requested to testify.
At the end of his testimony, Republican Senator Nancy Jacobs said: "Mr.
Raskin, my Bible says marriage is only between a man and a woman. What do you have to say about that?"
Raskin replied: "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."
--I love that comeback!
At the end of his testimony, Republican Senator Nancy Jacobs said: "Mr.
Raskin, my Bible says marriage is only between a man and a woman. What do you have to say about that?"
Raskin replied: "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."
--I love that comeback!
Archaeologists Launch Large Dig in Va.
KING WILLIAM, Va. - Archaeologists are expected to begin searching thousands of acres on the Middle Peninsula this summer for Indian artifacts, marking one of the biggest investigations of its kind in Virginia history.
The area to be explored is the future site of a reservoir approved for construction last year, a project that has drawn fierce opposition from three Indian tribes.
--This will create a beautiful 1500 acre reservoir... and as many lawsuits...
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