Today I have a list of complaints:
- My back hurts. I felt like an old man putting on my damn underpants.
- My right ring finger is swollen, sore and won't bend. And I am going shooting.
- One of my molars is cracked right down the middle. Soft food only till fixed.
- My seasonal allergies are making my eyes and sinuses itch.
- Hemorrhoids are threatening.
- Eric is still dead.
- Worst of all... There is no new Scifi on my Tivo!
--Dammit!
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