'SAFE' SEX ON LIRR - Tue Oct 1, 4:19 AM ET - By KIERAN CROWLEY

A lawyer for two of the three Long Islanders nabbed for allegedly having kinky three-way sex on a train after an all-night party said yesterday they should be praised for riding the rails instead of driving drunk. "They were at a party. They were drinking. It shows that they are responsible. If more people did that, we'd have fewer problems on the road."

Francine Greene, a mother of two, "was observed with her pants removed and her buttocks exposed, and was engaged in sexual intercourse with a passenger seated next to her, and giving oral sex to a passenger seated on the other side of her," according to a conductor who witnessed the alleged incident.

--Damn.. Maybe I should ride the rails more often!! This should be Amtraks new ad campaign!