Ladies, nows your chance...

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced Friday that they were calling it quits after nearly five years of marriage. "We have decided to formally separate," they said in a joint statement.

This is a very important story in the news. It was headlined above the War, above 160,000 dead in Asia, even above Elvis's 70th birthday...

--Jennifer, does this mean you are free for movie night next Saturday.

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